Funny Quote ..... light travels faster than sound

Light travels faster than Sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Funny Quote on health books

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Quote on Married life

Married life is full of excitement and frustration.....In the first year of marriage..... the man speaks and the woman listens.....In the second year..... the woman speaks and the man listens.........In the third year..........they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens .

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Kaahi Vichaar (Marathi)

‎" Bhook laaglyaawar khaawasa waatana hi prakruti.
  
  Bhook mitali tari khaat sutana hi vikruti 


  .....aani Bhook astaanaahi aaplyaatali ek bhaakari 
  
  dusryaa bhukelyaalaa dene hi sanskruti ......."

Chromosomes (light humour)

They may say "we are the masterpieces created by God"




....but even their chromosomes ask the question..."Y Y Y"..

Children by Kahlil Gibran (poem)

Your children are not your children.
They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
For they have their own thoughts.
You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.
You may strive to be like them,
but seek not to make them like you.
For life goes not backward nor tarries with yesterday.
You are the bows from which your children
as living arrows are sent forth.
The archer sees the mark upon the path of the infinite,
and He bends you with His might
that His arrows may go swift and far.
Let your bending in the archer's hand be for gladness;
For even as He loves the arrow that flies,
so He loves also the bow that is stable.